Fun with Barbie!

Barbie Dolls that never quite caught on:

Bunion Barbie:  Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet.  Comes with pumice stone and slippers.

Divorced Barbie: Sells for $299.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat and Ken's disco shirt.


Facial Hair Barbie: As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow.  Includes teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

Marie Antoinette Barbie:  Includes removeable head and guillotine

Roseanne Barbie: Explores the dark side of the American dream by showing what happens after Barbie graduated from high school, married too young and ate too much.

Check out www.Bubstoys.com for Barbie dolls you DO want!

 

More Fun Jokes & Riddles

Lubies Penguin

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins.  Why not?
- Because Eskimos live at the North Pole, penguins at the South Pole.

Ultra Armor Triple Shot Batman

Why can't Batman go fishing?
- Because Robin eats all the worms!

Disney Sparkling Princess Doll

Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench?
- Because she ran away from the ball!

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
- There is no smoke from an electric train!

Knotwud Foam Train