More Fun Jokes & Riddles

Lubies Penguin

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins.  Why not?
- Because Eskimos live at the North Pole, penguins at the South Pole.

Ultra Armor Triple Shot Batman

Why can't Batman go fishing?
- Because Robin eats all the worms!

Disney Sparkling Princess Doll

Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench?
- Because she ran away from the ball!

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
- There is no smoke from an electric train!

Knotwud Foam Train